Job: Assistant US Attorney for DC

Notoriety: Prosecutes people every day.  Also, prosecuting “L12” defendants on Felony Riot charges.

Past: Worked at Troutman Sanders LLP

Lover: Nathan J. Muyskens

Republican? Donated $250 to Bush-Cheney campaign

Address: We’re not telling you – definitely don’t click here.

Home Value: $870,000

Birthday: September 2, 1976

Coffee Spot: Compass Coffee on F St NW